stephen lynch

嘿嘿，發現了一個很獨特的樂手。

在YOUTUBE一SEARCH，就會發現上千他的歌曲VIDEOS。

他的曲，旋律優美；他的聲音也很動聽； 不對勁…怎麼大家會邊聽邊卡卡地笑？喔…怎麼他的詞……？？！！ XD 他是何許人？？ 原來STEPHEN LYNCH是美國一個十分受歡迎的MUSICIAN，同時也是位STAND-UP COMEDIAN。用歌曲搞笑並不新鮮，但唱得像他如此了得的還真少見！

這是他演繹十分出色的一首:

gay
Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that I don't care
I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time another time
Another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
'cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So won't you stop cupping my...hand
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers

要看算傳神的翻譯要來這裡喔！